08.10.09
An experiment with analgesic tea
posted by Alexandra Hoover | 3 comments
What is the result of mixing chaste berries, juniper berries, don quai, ginger root, and raspberry leaves into a big pot of boiling water? The answer appears to be a homeopathic treatment for menstrual cramps that - yes - seems to work. For years, I have been researching antidotes for menstrual cramps and this synergistic mixture is a lot more powerful than any of its individual parts. I have tried ginger, for instance, but it has never truly done the trick. To be honest, I need to do a little more research and experimentation before I can call this the ultimate, pain-relieving tea. However, I can attest to its soporific influences on men, strangely enough. My friend agreed to try some and felt very sleepy within a few minutes - but is that what I want in a pain-relieving tea?
Several months ago, I was tired of suffering and ready for something other than Tylenol, hot water bottles, and baths. I decided to do some research and discovered that juniper berries, ginger root, raspberry leaves, and don quai have been used by many people to quell menstrual cramps. Several weeks later, I was walking up and down the aisles of my local health food cooperative, racking up a bill of about $30 on an experiment ($4 for raspberry leaf tea, $6-$10 for don quai extract, $6-$10 for chaste berry extract, $2 for ginger root, and about $7 for whole juniper berries).
When I returned from the coop, I cut a few small pieces of ginger, took about 6 Juniper berries, and added them to a pot of boiling water. Then I added about ten drops of don quai and chaste berry extract. When the tincture was done boiling in my favorite tea kettle, I put two bags of raspberry leaf tea in the pot and let it infuse for about five minutes. I tasted it and added a few sugar cubes because the alcohol from the don quai and chaste berry extract made the mixture almost unpalatable. With the sugar, it tasted like a normal tea. I decided to make about two pots of this tea everyday for a week and waited for the result.
Besides making me sleepy, the tonic seemed to have slight ameliorating effects. Unfortunately, the analgesics were not particularly strong. I am going to continue to experiment by altering the quantities, content, and steeping time until I find just the right formula. I will not settle for less.











August 10th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Fasinating Alexandra! Finding a sleeping herb is good enough but if you continue on to discover a cure for cramps and PMS you’ll be Alexandra The Great! Linda
August 18th, 2009 at 12:39 am
Hey Alexandra!
i decided to read some of your work, your a fantastic writer. im no Shakespeare but as an experienced college level reader of many textbooks and countless novels. you write very well
i read this particular article for diction rather than its useful content, as i am a male and not a female.
p.s : $30.00 dollars spent well spent! you taught yourself something first hand rather than through a textbook! Nice Job! *thumbs up!*
-B
September 18th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
B–I just read your response. Thank you very much! Are you a writer for this site?